We Are the Dinosaur
by Bob Holman

Blast open the gates to kingdom come!
Whoops, what happened to everyone?
Planted a seed — Grew into a gun
Dum de dum dum dum dum dum dumb
 
Life is a riot living in a cartoon
Ice-age in a dumpster - that’s our living room
Set fire to your roof - get a better view
Global warming is a warning - toodle-oo
 
We are the dinosaur
We don’t live here anymore
We got what we were asking for
Follow the dinosaur!
 
Ho ho homo sapiens
Ain’t so smart
Ka ka kamikazi, Friend
Which way is the ark?
 
The whole world is dialing 911
The Don’t Walk sign just changed to You Better Run
What we are waiting for has long since come
Dum-de-dum dum dumm dum dum
 
Cross the scorching sands with my big fat feet
It’s hard becoming diesel fuel with nothin to eat
Better catch us quick  - we’re outta here
We’re pre-winged birds & tend to disappear
 
Hurry, disappear! Back to the Past!
Did you really think the Future was gonna last?
It’s ending with a bang so let’s have a blast
Let’s dine cannibal - makes a nice contrast
 
Chauffeured ambulances race to the prom
Santa, please bring me a neutron bomb
Recycle the planet before the earth is a grave
But please excuse me — I gotta get back to my cave
 
We are the dinosaur
We don’t live here anymore
We got what we were asking for
Follow the dinosaur!