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Told you I’d get my granddad’s car running for you.

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Just in time, too.

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I’m about to take it for a spin.

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I thought you were busy.

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I am busy.

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But we make time for the things that are important, don’t we?

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Are you sure you’re not coming, baby?

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Nah, I’m good.

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You know he ain’tshit, ‘Nique.

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Hey, hey, hey. You can’t say that to him.

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Say what?

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You can’t tell him how to feel about his dad.

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It’s not “dad”, his name is Darnell.

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Whatever we’re calling him, you can’t tell the kid how to feel about him.

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He has to figure that out for himself.

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It’s alright, big man.

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Call us if you need anything. Okay?

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(Mouthing) I love you.

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What- why do you sound so surprised?

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I don’t know. Like. Like, a month or two.

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I mean, it’s fine. It’s not like I wanted him to show up.

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I was just trying to see if he would, you know?

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(Laughing) Don’t shoosh me!

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You are so loud!

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I been drinking. I been drinking.

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I’m in love.

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It’s fine. I don’t really care.

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It’s not like I ever has a real dad anyway. Ah, it is what it is.

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I don’t know. So, anyway. Uh… (laughs)

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On TV: That I will well and faithfully discharge.

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The duties of the office on which I am about to…

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Reading: “You have been invited to…” (Mumbles)

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What?

34
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Why doesn’t he like me?

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The president?

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Yeah. Yeah it’s um, it’s coming up pretty soon. No, not- not yet.

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What? Wait, like with you?

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You’re asking me to go with you? Like together? As dates?

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Stop, he does too like you.

40
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Well he got a funny way of showing it.

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What’s that supposed to mean?

42
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He just said he never had a real dad?

43
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Well, maybe he hasn’t.

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What’s that supposed to mean?

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(Stutters) No- yes. Yes. Yeah. I- I’ll go with you. As dates.

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No, yeah. I just realized: I have no idea how to tie a tie.

47
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I want a motorcycle.

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William.

49
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What? We can afford it.

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Now you know that’s not why.

51
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You know that out of 100,000 accidents, only 72 are fatal.

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Good morning, baby.

53
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And that’s five times more than cars.

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Tell your mother we can afford it.

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We can afford it, mom.

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That’s not why!

57
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Bees in your bed again?

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Um- afford what?

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The only reason why you’re moving that fast this early is if you have bees in your bed.

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I gotta get to school. What can we afford?

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A motorcycle.

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Those kill people at like five times the rate of cars.

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Yeah, five point five.

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And I just made breakfast.

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Nice, I bet it’s good.

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Yo! Shit’s clean, right?

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Um… ok… is that like what we’re supposed to be doing? Like, matching?

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Yeah, but like you have to keep it like classic.

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Don’t come like just doing like so much, you know?

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Like a red fedora, and a red tie, and a red cane... it’s just too extra.

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You just like know somebody’s still gonna show up dressed like that.

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What’s wrong with the way I’m gonna dress?

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A lot of things.

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Hey dad!

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My man! Sorry about yesterday little homie.

76
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Got caught up in some bullshit.

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Had to handle some business.

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It’s fine, I figured you were busy.

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How’s your mom?

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She’s, she’s fine.

81
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She still working out?

82
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Yeah, sure. Mmm.

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She know’s she’s bad.

84
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Bet she’s still making all that money too, ain’t she?

85
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I mean, she still has the same job, so-

86
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Yo. Hold on. What the fuck is in your ear?

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They’re just studs, dad.

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Oh. Some studs.

89
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That’s what they call bull dykes, little man.

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Some fuckin studs.

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That’s what you’re trying to tell people about yourself?

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You a faggot? Huh? I’m asking you!

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Because that’s what you look like, little nigga.

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Like a motherfucking sissy.

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Alright, real talk, I don’t care about the new style.

96
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I don’t care what Lil’ NayNay and them are doing on Instagram.

97
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I can’t be seen with you until you take that soft shit out your ear.

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Nigga, really? You- you about to cry, little nigga?

99
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Man the fuck up! Made me mess up my fucking jacket.

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I think they’re cool. The- the studs.

101
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Can I get you anything else? It’s on me?

102
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Just the check.

103
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You really think I’d let you pay after that?

104
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I just, I can’t. I don’t know.

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Do I have to have a reason?

106
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I told you I don’t want to go with you.

107
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Because I just don’t fucking want to, okay?

108
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Baby?

109
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It took me a long time to realize that it wasn’t me.

110
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It wasn’t my fault. It wasn’t anything I did.

111
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People just want to be acknowledged.

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They want you to see them. They want you to feel how they feel.

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Somebody crying just hopes you’ve been there too.

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Somebody laughing just wants you in on the joke.

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And somebody broken and screaming just wants you to listen.

116
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Only hurt people hurt people, baby.

117
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Ah, he’s awake. Where are they? The earrings?

118
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I took them out.

119
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Why?

120
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Well, I thought they were cool.

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Um, hey. You know what, I’m gonna come back when you’re not busy.

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I’m not busy.

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You look busy.

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You look important. And what does a man do when something’s important.

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We make time?

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That’s right.

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All day. Every day, kid.

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So, do you know how to tie one of these?

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I do.

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Can’t you tie it for me?

131
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No chance, you’ll do it by yourself.

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Hey, no, no- I mean my dad taught me how to tie a tie. It’s my turn to teach you.

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(Doorbell chimes)

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Hello!   Oh, my goodness, so good to see you!

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Hi Mrs. Green

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Lose the cane and the hat. Just for the pictures.

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No!

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It’s fun. We’re having fun. We look good.

139
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Okay, Eric. I see you! I wasn’t expecting you to come in here hitting it like that.

140
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You just want me to jailbreak your phone again, don’t you?

141
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Stop it! You look good. He looks good!

142
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Thanks, Mrs. Green!

143
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Okay everybody! Everybody get together. Get together with your dates.

144
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Your corsages, your boutonnieres, all that, all that.

145
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Okay, I’ll take this. Come one, stop it. Just for the pictures. Thank you. Thank you.

146
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The hat too?

147
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Just for the pictures. Just for the pictures. Thank you, baby.

148
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Okay. Ready? One. Two. Dominique, baby where’s your date?

149
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Carol, honey. Take the picture.

150
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I’m just asking about his date.

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Take the picture.

152
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, one, two, three! Yes!

153
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Everybody looks so good.

154
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Now let’s do couples. Every couple. One at a time.

155
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Wait, wait, let me take one with my son.

156
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Of course, baby.

157
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Wait, where you going?  You’re in here too!

158
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Act like you love me, okay!

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One, two, three! Aww, look at my men!

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Be safe. Make good choices.

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Yeah mom. We know.

162
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He thinks he’s grown.

163
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He just told me to be cool.

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I thought you couldn’t tie it.

165
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Yeah, well now I can.

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Me too. My dad showed me.

167
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Yeah.

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Mine too.