Hi babe.
Look, I was going to tell you…Hmmm...
Damn, I’m sorry that I’m so far from you, but...
I still have to tell you this.
Damn, I care about you so much and I really need you,
but...
you don’t satisfy me in sex.
At all.
Your dick is too...small.
You know, I’ve been thinking…well
..and I decided that…
I better find a boyfriend a little closer.
Oh, please don’t get upset! I won’t forget you, no, never!
It’s just…you know…
Well, he’s got a bigger one…
And he’s a real sex machine.
By the way, if you want I can introduce you to him.
He’s a very cool guy.
Ok, let’s see what I could get into.
No good at all.
What’s that?
I’ve grown out from this already.
What’s this?
Well, it’s for my granny.
Pooh!
Nothing suits me!
At all!
I have nothing to put on!
You don’t buy me anything!
It’s such a moment, I have no money.
What money!? I need at least some dresses, I don’t know…
anything!
Just look at this! It’s completely impossible to wear!
I’ll get paid soon, we’ll buy something for sure.
Soon is when exactly? You’ve been promising this to me for a year already!
Ok, calm down, let’s figure it out now.
What can you figure out? I have nothing to wear!
I can’t even go out with my friend!
I can’t go out because… Look at this!
I know someone and... in theory
I can call him… and...
He once told me…well...
What did he tell you?
..that he likes you.
So he would... ahm... agree...
to pay for...
sex with you.
What?!
Well…
Currently it’s the only way out of this situation.
I can give him a call...
to talk...
and to offer.
Do you really think we don’t have other options?
At the moment we don’t, I think.
—I’m reading a book, Andrush. —Well and I’m starting to interrupt you.
What are you doing there?
Me? I’m drawing a dog.
Robert Penn Warren...
So, is it interesting?
Well of course!
Interesting, yeah?
All the King's Men is always interesting.
Hmm.
I’ve never read about the all the king’s men.
”As long as hope maintains a thread of green. Dante. Divine Comedy. Limbo.”
Hmm.
— And this is (unintelligible) — This is an epigraph.
“All the King's Men… a contemporary American writer
R...Robert Penn War…”
In short, the main topic of the piece is the man’s responsibility for his own life...
And what is it you are doing here?
Hmmm!
So realistic!
Especially the nose.
Yeah? Really?
It’s just perfect!
Well-well-well...
Hm-hm-hm...
Yes, the nose is perfect!
—Yeah? —Yes.
—No, I think it’s disgusting. —It’s a portrait!
—Yeah? —A photographic portrait.
I think...
No... I think I can’t draw at all.
This bald spot is not there. You can't see here.
Can't you?
Yes, from the angle I’ve been looking at it it was not visible.
—Well, ok, I’ll add it now. —Wonderf...
You are so smart!
You are so good!
—(uninteligible) —You are so talented!
Oh I’m all embarrassed.
Yes, I should have been drawing the dog from this angle.
Well, just look at it!
The nose is just...
Well...watertight.
Well, at least something I’m strong at.
At least something I’ve managed to draw right.
Oh, there’s a thread there.
You are extremely talented!
Show me the tits!
You haven’t hadyour breakfast to observe tits.
—Babe. —Yeees?
Take a sit please.
I am ready.
Shall I put a chair under your butt?
No, I’m good.
I need you to open this jar. I’m not strong enough.
With a knife?!
You’re half-awake and have no strength at all?
That’s good,
raise the leg higher, higher,
good.
Allright, good job.
mhm
Good.
Maybe I should try, hah?
Will I make it?
Let me help you, hah?
I feel I won’t make this one.
Shall we do something more excit...?
Look at that!
Are we making it?
I think we are.
I also think we are doing it well.
Yeah.
Yes.
Wow, look at you!
Oh you see, there’s a sign. “..to the active movements”. Active.
Let’s make a leg-split. Let me teach you to make a leg-split.
Let’s do it.
A bridge. No, not a split, a bridge.
Let’s start with a bridge. Yeah. let's start with it.
A bridge?
Let’s go. Stand up.
Alright.
Let's go.
Alright.
Hold it.
—So good, you see. —I can’t!
I can’t make a bridge.
—You can’t? —No.
Why so?
You’re tired, take a little break. Have a break, relax.
TV: ..wrote that he can stand on one foot in a special way.
TV: And it’s very good-looking. Could you show us, please?
It tastes better with fish. TV: And I told him that Dmitrii belongs to him.
With fish it's...(unitelligible)
TV: (Unintelligible)
— Is it (unintelligible) with fish? — (Unintelligible)
(Unitelligible)
TV: Could you tell us, purely out of professional interest…
— (Unitelligible) — (Unitelligible)
(Unitelligible) TV: She got the role of a random victim
TV: How could you think about something but this readhead?!
TV: Only love can save her. Redhead. STS.
TV: Only love can save her. Redhead. STS. TV: Only love can save her. Redhead. STS.
TV: Well now we are waiting for a joint improvisation concealed behind this door.
The salad is tasty. TV: Well now we are waiting for a joint improvisation concealed behind this door.
The salad is tasty. TV:Now, I’d like to call up Ksenia Sobchak, Alexey Chumakov, Alexander Nosik and…
I mean it. TV:Now, I’d like to call up Ksenia Sobchak, Alexey Chumakov, Alexander Nosik and…
I can't bite it off. TV:Now, I’d like to call up Ksenia Sobchak, Alexey Chumakov, Alexander Nosik and…
TV: … and the physical training. The only thing that bothered me
TV: as female part of the team, is that they always played this game with me
TV: called “Squirrel and Gagarin”... We chased her across the wheel, we chased her!
(Unintelligible)
TV: Are those frogs and apes somehow related to the restaurant
TV: you opened on the ‘Katya’ ship?
TV: Yes, it is related. It is related. It is.
TV: By the way, I remind you the first words:
TV: “Behold, martians! Russians are approaching you!”
TV: Please. (Sings unintelligibly)
TV: ...so I think the jury, whom we have a big amount of, will support me.
TV: This is Alexander Nosik.
I don’t know him.
I’m not sure, but I think it's definitely not Sobchak.
–Better give to the cat. –Hm?
Better give a piece to the cat.
And pour this away, he won’t eat it.
And why did you pour it in the first place?
(unintelligible)
(Unintelligible)
TV: (unintelligible)
(Unintelligible)
TV: A little faster. I won’t kill any people here.
TV: The last great wizard. The Witcher.
Ira. TV: The last great wizard. The Witcher.
TV: This Saturday at 9pm.
So what? TV: This Saturday at 9pm.
(Unintelligible) TV: This Saturday at 9pm.
I have never watched it. Is it Polish?
TV: Give me the address and then we can talk.
TV: You are a bore.
TV: That little brunette from the commissariat.
TV: Severina?
Have you turned on a series at STS? TV: Yes, Severina.
Have you turned on a series at STS?
(Unintelligible)
Shall I offer you a lemon?
–No, thank you. –Do you need sugar?
No, I don’t.
—So, what film are we watching? —I don’t want to watch a film.
Why?
I just want to sit with you.
—Just to sit? —Yeah
Should we put on some music?
—What are you watching there? —Ha?
Videos, all kinds of stuff.
—How security alarm works. —Show me your messages.
—Ah? —Your messages, show them.
My messages? Why?
Just curious.
Here you are.
Hmmm...
—Kiss me. —Go up.
And the "Sent?"
Here.
Oh my, is it only me?
Fuck yeah, of course.
—How come? —I don’t know.
You smoke in the room?
—Yeah. —Asshole.
—So we’re not watching a film? —Nah.
Let’s watch it! The film is fucking awesome!
I don’t want to.
Fuck. You’re funny.
You’re so sleepy.
Look at yourself.
I’m feeling sick.
—Hm? —I’m not sleepy sick
Are you ill?
—What’s wrong? —The foot hurts.
It’s so not cozy in here.
Who will make it cozy?
Weird... All cold here.
—Ah? —All cold here.
Well, it just lacks some paintings, curtains and that’s it.
No, it’s not about paintings. You see...
No, you won’t understand.
—Well say it. —It’s like...no soul here.
I drank today
I’ve been bugging the shit out of Igor all the way here.
He was like “Shut your mouth already won’t you?”
I pissed him off.
It all started with rain.
I said “It’s so fucking cool, yeah?” He was like “Uh-huh”.
I cheered him up for sure!
You did?
Yeah.
He was like “I won’t come back to get you”.
I was like “Oh, fine”.
Right. There’s no soul in here in your flat.
And the colour is so cold, the walls.
—Yeah? —Yeah.
—Why aren't they light blue? —Ah?
Why aren't they light blue?
Because the kitchen is light blue.
(unintelligible)
Yeah.
I wanted to see you so much.
Hm?
I wanted to see you so much.
Hello. What, Nastya?
..Ah? ..No.
Oh, alright, ok.
Yeah, I’m busy. Bye.
Bye.
What do you mean it’s cold?
—Hm? —Why is there no hot water?
I don't know, have no idea.
—Cold one is good as well.
I’m taking a cold shower, it’s fine.
Fucking great.
Come here.
(Unintelligible)
—Straight to you? —Yep.
I have two small conditions.
Small...
The first is… I'm not even sure how to tell you that.
—[unintelligible] —Say it.
I'm talking about...
(unintelligible)
Say it!
That’s it, never mind, Zhenya.
—What? What conditions? —None.
Fuck, maybe I shouldn't have said that.
— (Unintelligible) — (Unintelligible)
— What? — (Unintelligible)
(Unitelligible)
I won't play with you!
Where are you going? What? What is wrong?
(Unintelligible) ..how to tell this to you.
(Unintelligible)
Long story short...
Don’t look at me.
Fuck, I can't say it out loud, Zhenya
In short, (unintelligible) I’m having my period
—I get it. —Really?
What exactly?
(Unintelligible)
—Yes? —Yes.
And take your cell phone out of your pants.